Law school is for losers

and you’re my favorite one.

I almost passed the bar

but instead went for a run.

I bought a pizza, threw a party

was the only one who came.

Story of my life

there’s no need to feel ashamed.

It’s ok.

I hate you too.

I’m a good girl.

Forgot your sweet suite number

so I rode around on my bike.

My favorite bar was packed out.

It was one hell of a night.

I caught a cab to finally see you

at a measly five AM.

You told me

“bitch just go home.”

With you I never win.

But it’s ok.

I hate you too.

I’m a good girl.

Cheers to your successes

all the ones you hate.

I showed up a good month later

but I’m always worth the wait.

Pulled into your driveway

the gate closed just in time.

I will compliment your headache

I have myself to wine and dine.

It’s ok.

I hate you too.

I’m a good girl.