i recently read a rumor about myself..
I found it to be rather unimpressive.
I can do worse than that
please give me some credit.
Honestly, I laughed out loud
when I read it
and I reposted it
to the front page of Reddit.
Then I shut off my wifi
Deleted my face from the book
I ceased to tweet.
The only gram I peeped
was in a plastic bag
and found on the streets
Hashtags?
Will those fit in my backpack?
I'd rather be safe than sorry
so I'll go without a follow back.
Unsubscribe.
There's nothing left to hack.